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Post by -Jackson- on Mar 30, 2008 15:38:58 GMT -5
Anyone want to step up and let their guard down and tell us? ;D
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Post by USPReagan on Mar 30, 2008 18:19:09 GMT -5
You started it, you go first!
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Post by xxxxxBAMAxxxxx on Mar 30, 2008 18:25:25 GMT -5
I would say it but would never hear the ned of it. So Imma stay shoosh about mine until somebody says something to top it.
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Post by .Bunk. on Mar 30, 2008 21:36:07 GMT -5
I remember shaving my eyelids and cutting my eyebrows when I was a kid.
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Post by -Jackson- on Mar 30, 2008 22:00:27 GMT -5
lmfao, why in the hell would you do something like that?
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Post by -Jackson- on Mar 30, 2008 22:07:17 GMT -5
You started it, you go first! I've had many, but I'm trying to think of the best one!
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Post by Killa K O on Mar 31, 2008 16:40:23 GMT -5
I willl step up because I have way too many embarassing moments in life. This happened years ago, I was a freshman in college and I was home for the weekend. Back then, one of the hottest clubs in NYC was this club called twilo. So a bunch of my friends went there, and got really shit faced. As the night was coming to the end, this fine ass puerto rican chic approached me. We started kicking it and all, went on the dance floor and started to dance to some techno music. I mean this girl was bad as hell, and I really couldn't beleive that she stepped up to me. Anyway, i was drunk and horney, so I was like fuck it, I am going for self. Started kissing her on the dance floor, and shit was going great. I grabbed her ass and pulled her up close and thats when I noticed something was not right.
If you have not guessed by now, she happened to be a dude, and I beat the living shit out of her till the bouncers seperated us and threw me out. To top it off, I was so pissed, I got arrested and had to spend the night in a holding cell. Luckily, the cops took pity on me and let me go the next day with just a citation for public intoxication.
Thats my embarrasing story.
P.S. I am not gay, so no gay jokes.
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Post by -Jackson- on Mar 31, 2008 19:35:14 GMT -5
DUDE!!!! ewwwwww.....that's just gross. But I'm with ya, jail or no jail, that dick would've been dead!!!
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Post by [USP] -Adams- on Apr 1, 2008 10:19:33 GMT -5
Great story KO. I have a good one. It was sophomore year in college. I lived in a suite with 8 other dudes. USP Arthur was one of the guys. I was cocked and probably high who knows. College is a frigin blur anyways. I decided that I was going to be funny by doing something outrageous. My girlfriend would leave shit in my room all the time. Clothes, hair scrunchies, barretes and what not. I figured it would be hysterical if I ran into the common room in my birthday suit with only a scrunchie on my nutz. It was great and hysterical and all of my roomates thought it was extremely funny especially that it wasn't just my roomates in the common room. One of my roomates/buddy was trying to get with this girl; so she was over with a friend. I have never met these girls before and there I was running in front of her nude with a scrunchie on my balls. Needless to say those girls decided to never come back to our suite; not really sure why lol. My roomates said it was one of the funniest things they had ever seen. O well do with that what you will.
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Post by .Bunk. on Apr 3, 2008 8:46:12 GMT -5
I don't think I have anything embarrassing like that. I was always in the projects and hardly left them. And we don't do embarrassing shit in the projects.!! And i'm thinking hard.
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Post by YungAssassin on Apr 18, 2008 6:45:13 GMT -5
aint nobody toppin KO'S lmao...thats awful....u kissed a dude man!!! lmao i couldnt live with myself...least u beat his ass cuz thats about the only way i'd be able to sleep at night....."bad as hell" he says lmao.....she "happened" to be a dude lmao i was dying reading this.
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Post by .Bunk. on Apr 18, 2008 8:26:13 GMT -5
There was one time whe I was mad young that I had a chick. Now back in the day "when I was mad young" (emphasis on Young, LOL) humping before fucking was how you got the chick in the mood. Well this bitch was the best looking for a youngin like me and she was at least 7 years older. I always was asked how I pulled that chick since no one else could get to her. Well anyway. We was humping,,lol,, funny word and we then went to the bed to get it going.. So within minutes I was in it and it was great, a lil too great, I was forced to pull out since I knew that the humping had already exicted me too much. The second I pulled out I busted.. now that wasnt the embarrasing part.. She asked me if I did and I said "NO". She then asked so why is my leg all wet.. I couldnt answer. I got up and walked out.. She never looked at me the same again...Soneone should had told me that at 12 you need to watch out for these things.. I had no clue she could know I busted..!!!
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Post by el JOKER5 on Apr 18, 2008 8:48:52 GMT -5
aint nobody toppin KO'S lmao...thats awful....u kissed a dude man!!! lmao i couldnt live with myself...least u beat his ass cuz thats about the only way i'd be able to sleep at night....."bad as hell" he says lmao.....she "happened" to be a dude lmao i was dying reading this. like yung said.... no one is topping KO's
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Post by Killa K O on Apr 18, 2008 14:36:03 GMT -5
Damn, I cant be the only one here with an embarrasing story. I know all of yall did some very dumb shit in the past.
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Post by .HacK on Apr 23, 2008 3:47:36 GMT -5
all i got is i was HIGH i mean HIGH called up a girl i like and had a full conversation with her younger sister who was 7 and didnt realize it for 20 min
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