.HacK
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Post by .HacK on Apr 21, 2009 21:20:20 GMT -5
ok now i have heard sone stupid shit in my time but this takes the cake. i was bringing a box of bony trim and a QA tech stops me and starts to inspect the meat. curious as i am i had to know why "no bones in the bony trim"
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Post by .Bunk. on Apr 23, 2009 10:03:25 GMT -5
I had someone ask me where the "any" key was on their keyboard.. this was after the person got this message "press any key to continue" on their screen.. I was gonna quit my job after that..
Another one was, we have a guy in my office who is the Chief Security Officer, basically this person is supposed bo know everything security related in order to protect our agency from computer threats, this mother fucker makes 120K a year and he asked a technician what was the windows defender program and how does it work..
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Post by xxxxxBAMAxxxxx on Apr 23, 2009 14:10:38 GMT -5
I had someone ask me where the "any" key was on their keyboard.. this was after the person got this message "press any key to continue" on their screen.. I was gonna quit my job after that.. LMAO Thats hilarious !
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Post by .HacK on Apr 24, 2009 2:37:58 GMT -5
are u sure he wasnt quoting the simpsons just to fuck with u
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Post by .Bunk. on Apr 24, 2009 7:19:40 GMT -5
no, they were serious,, we got people with phd's who know jack shit about computers. They are dumber than a rock.
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Post by -Jackson- on Apr 24, 2009 9:10:49 GMT -5
I'm with you bunk!!! Constantly getting called out to answer peoples stupid questions about stuff my 8 year old knows how to do!!! Just the other day I got called out to the Sherriff's office about a printer problem, the guy that called is pretty smart when it comes to computers (or at least I thought!). Asked him what the problem was, said he couldn't print from any computer. So I got in the car and drove out there. Get there and he's all red in the face, he states the problem is resolved, I was surprised because most people don't take the time to try and figure stuff out on their own. asked him what he did and he says "I put paper in it." I about shit, didn't even think to ask him that because like I said, he's pretty sharp when it comes to computers. Next time I will ask the dumb questions like that!! lmao
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Post by .Bunk. on Apr 24, 2009 11:32:17 GMT -5
We get requests to replace toner, clean keyboards!!! keyboards!!! stop eating shit over your fucking keyboards and not clean it afterwards you fucking slobs.. LMAO.... Fucking retards.. then they want a replacement....
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Post by Ya-Ya on Apr 24, 2009 11:52:03 GMT -5
I had someone ask me where the "any" key was on their keyboard.. this was after the person got this message "press any key to continue" on their screen.. I was gonna quit my job after that.. So you never said if you actually answered Yardi's question about the any key?
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Post by .Bunk. on Apr 29, 2009 12:38:30 GMT -5
ha, it wasn't yardi///
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Post by .Bunk. on May 11, 2009 7:07:55 GMT -5
================================ Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'. Customer: 'OK'. Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'. Customer: 'No'. Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?' Customer: 'No'. Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'. Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.
=============== Tech Support: 'OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?' Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?' =============== Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realized that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'
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.HacK
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Post by .HacK on May 12, 2009 0:24:20 GMT -5
thats funny
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